You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Why do you keep jerking off and massaging your balls — get your dick in your throat already

The McDonald's courier doesn't accept card payments. What about your body?

Since when do we have such professionals working in our ambulance?!

Asked her boyfriend to film sex on camera so she could brag about it

"I'm busy, let me play The Witcher!" — but my sister needs a penis right away

Did you get socks and shower gel for February 23? I got a blowjob

Honey, can I finish the news? — No, I can't take it anymore!

Took his dick out of his pants and distracted his Russian girlfriend from playing the PlayStation

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮